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Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes is packed with 9,932 (yes Nine Thousand Nine Hundred and Thirty-Two!) of the funniest jokes in the world. Use the navigation above to browse, search or submit a joke and more.
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| | Category: Salesmen jokes  | | Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton."Salesman: Oh, thats just to keep the moth... more
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| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes | | Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes  | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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