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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more

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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

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This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more

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Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more


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