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| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more
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