| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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