| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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