| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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