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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?" comes from the CB.The Roadway driver replies . "I dont know" .The other trucker says " You and your brother ".Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells him "Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see."Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees another truck .he gets on the CB and says " Hey other truck do you know who the two biggest poofs in the world are?"The other trucker says " I dont know who?"The roadway driver replies " Me and my brother"
 
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