| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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