Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 26   Joke: One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasnt happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes