| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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