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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didnt throw out the pest."Oh, I really dont care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We dont even have an air conditioner."
 
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