| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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