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Category:Judge jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:1981
 
Joke:The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?""Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
 
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