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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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