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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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