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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more
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