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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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