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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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