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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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