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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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