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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
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