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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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