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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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