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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more
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| Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !... more
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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