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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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