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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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