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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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