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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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