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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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