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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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