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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.... more
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| Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos !... more
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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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