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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more
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| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more
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