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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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