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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.The software manager says, "I cant do anything about this - its a hardware problem."The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - lets ship it!"
 
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