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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more
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| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more
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| What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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