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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: Its because I saw one on daddys lettuce, but now its gone.
 
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