Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes