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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: Is this pig?Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: Which end of the fork are you referring to? | | | |
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