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| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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