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| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more
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| Whats the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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