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| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.... more
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| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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