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| Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more
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| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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