Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tear along the dotted line!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes