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| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more
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