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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached th... more
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| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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