Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - thats my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes