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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more
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