Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes