Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 50   Joke: A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "Ive been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, Ive never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. Ive never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And Ive never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, youre welcome to stay here, too."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.""Good. You see where they go and Ill find out where they came from."... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he kn... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronu... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotels clerk about the time of meals."Breakfast is served... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of to... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes