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| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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