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| Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.... more
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| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more
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