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| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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