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| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What cheese is made backwards? Edam.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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